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"I don't ENcourage it. I EXcourage it."
- Principal Jindraike (Max Keeble's Big Move)

"I didn't want him to fall off the roof and not feel it."
- Posey Tyler (Mission Hill)

"Slow and steady, am I right, ladies? Ha cha cha!"
- Lenny Turtletaub (Bojack Horseman)

"Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers!"
- Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

"I. Was. The gorilla."
- Jimmy Brown (Over The Garden Wall)

"We were going to tell her on father's day. Now we have nothing to do on father's day!"
- Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

"My wife had left me, which was very painful. Then she came back to me, which was excruciating."
- Frasier Crane (Frasier)

"Lazy, lazy, fatty, fatty, gaijin, whee!"
- Mitsuko Miyazumi (Archer)

"And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an asshole."
- Carrie Bradshaw (Sex & The City)

"Well, Brendon, I'm tracing my vericose veins. What does it look like I'm doing?"
- Coach McGuirk (Home Movies)

"Sorry, ignore me. My whole thing is I just crave attention."
- Cheryl Tunt (Archer)

"Don't step to the wizard cause the wizard don't play nice!"
- Probabilitizzle (Gravity Falls)

"We can write a little jig, yeah, out of the mighty blue!"
- Everything is Nice and Fine (Over The Garden Wall)

"He loves his wife, and there's nothing you can do!"
- Kyle & The Kids (Bojack Horseman)

"She does her BM in the PM!"
- Tim the pianist (Bob's Burgers)

"If you're not real, then how come I feel this way? Lil' babies_~"
- Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

"Roll the dice, it feels nice! The love casino! Play the slots! They're love slots! At the love casinooo... My son's dead!"
- Martin Sheffield Lickly (CBB)

"Nothin' steams my beans more than dad's ass in dem jeans."
- Jonathan Chungus